Except…. Actually selling your services makes you feel somewhere between “greasy carsalesman” and “awkward bumbling teenager who’s trying to ask out the hot girl to prom.”
Every time you hop on a sales call, your hopes rise as high as the ball in Times Square on New Year’s Eve — only to plummet later when your prospect comes back with, “It’s just not the right time.” Or, “my husband says not right now.” Or worse, they ghost you and never come back at all.
You’re watching everyone else around you slay this whole 5-figure months thing, while you’re barely keeping up with your monthly expenses.
If anyone peeped a look at your bank balance, you would straight-up die of embarrassment.
A corporate job isn’t looking half bad right now. Shhh. Don't tell anyone you thought that.